3 KILLER SEX POSITIONS

Ok, let’s be serious for a minute,



Can you give any woman mind blowing… pillow biting… toe curling orgasms on demand?



If you said yes to both of those questions, then you dont need to read this because it’s obvious that you’re a boss.


But if you said no and bowed your head in shame like a lost little puppy who fumbles his way through the bedroom during nookie, then you’re going to LOVE what I’m about to teach you.





1.After you’ve finished reading this entire post, you’re going to know EXACTLY how to make a woman orgasm faster than you ever thought humanly possible.



2. You’re going to understand why sex positions are crucial for nailing the G-Spot and why you must get her relaxed before sex to guarantee sensational orgasms that will leave her body numb with pleasure.




3. Also what you MUST do straight after having sex.



Are you ready? Because this isn’t some flimsy throw away bunch of hyped up tips… these are hard hitting, proven ways to make any girl scream with ecstasy… again and again.

I’ve used them myself and they totally work.




Ok awesome, let’s get started.




How to make a woman (any woman) orgasm fast – whenever you want them too.

1. Get her completely relaxed

Now it’s a known fact that women find it much harder to “get off” and orgasm without any foreplay, so you should always try and introduce foreplay before sex, let those tricky fingers hang loose bro.

But even before foreplay, you have to get her totally relaxed so she’s comfortable in your company. If she’s not relaxed, it’s game over… she’ll be fakin like a pro.





Take your time dude, just make her feel at ease so she’s practically begging you to have sex with her… this is when you take it to the next stage and bring out the “BIG GUNS”.



Use these 3 killer sex positions


Right then, once you’ve made her feel relaxed, clothes are off and you’re humping her like a jack rabbit, remember to use these 3 cheeky G-Spot moves:





Position 1: Advanced Doggy



Assume the normal “Doggystyle” position, then guide her head down so it’s on the bed, make sure her ass is still in the air.

Now place a pillow underneath her stomach and tell her to rest on it. So she’s relaxed and just ready to be pounded.


Lastly, just go for it. Thrust downwards, hard and with a steady pace so that it’s consistent. Try and maintain the thrusting for 5 minutes, if you can do that she’ll be squirting in no time.




Position 2: G-Spot Missionary



Assume the normal missionary position, then take both her legs and place them over both of your shoulders. Place a pillow under her lower back and slightly lift her legs so her ass is just off the bed.

Now all you need to do is thrust hard and with a consistent pace. Mix things up by moving towards her face and whispering naughty things to her, also taking just the one leg and pumping her just like that.





Position 3: Girl On Top

Yeeeehaa cowboy. Grab a chair and ask her to sit on top, make sure she leans back and holds onto the edge of the chair, arching her back as she does this.

Now it’s up to her to do the work, but it’s important to tell her to ride you hard. Talk her through it by saying naughty things so she gets turned on and keeps going.

Make it a point to throw all of these positions in at some point and spend 5 to 10 minutes on each.




…The aftermath

So let’s imagine you’ve just finished having sex and you’re both exhausted, give her a kiss and a cuddle then say that you really need to be somewhere… this will leave her wanting more.



That’s how you make a woman orgasm faster than she ever has before!

Femi Kuti says:I will never be faithful to a woman. Never ever!' -

"Femi Kuti tells Yes! International magazine:

"I will never get married again. I don't think I will ever be able to trust anybody. I will never be able to give any woman that chance. First, I will never be faithful. Never ever! I will not even try to be faithful. I won't! Because first of all, I don't even believe a woman would be faithful to me. And why does she want to be faithful to me? First, I think it's very unnatural and I can not even imagine standing somewhere and one man will say 'I pronounce you man and wife. Who are you to pronounce me man and wife? Okay, I pronounce myself man and wife. There's a girl who lives with me now. She's not as jealous as most of my other girlfriends.. She knows I like women, so we understand each other. She doesn't question me, I don't question her. She takes cares of our child, no wahala. But the minute she starts being over-jealous, we are going to start to fight. She's the kind of person that I will say, that girl is fine o, and she will say, should I chase her for you? And I will say don't worry, I can do it myself. 

He said a lot more. Continue...



It's about freedom expression, freedom of the mind, freedom of being able to live and if that institution can not give me that, why should I go into an institution that is about restriction? It doesn't mean that I'm somebody that wants to sleep around, I just don't like 'don't, don't, don't! I don't need an institution to tell me that.

I don't want anybody to question me. Who are you to question my life? Have you heard any of my song questioning anybody? And every time I've tried to love, they have broken my heart. From day one - either because I'm Fela's son. I hear the parents say 'oh, you want to marry Fela's son? God forbid. Even Funk that I married, when her mother found out I was Fela's son, she scream no o! God forbid. Funke had to runaway to get pregnant o! And we ran away to get married. So, by the time she and her mother made up, of course, the marriage collapsed.

So you see, I try to be straight forward. Why should I lie? I'm popular and I now want to be sneaking from house to house or lie to my girlfriend? There's no way they won't catch me so it's better you're truthful. So I don't start a relationship with 'you are my one and only, bla bla bla. No! I like you very much but the possibility of liking someone else is there. I tell them. Even my wife Funke, I made this very clear to her. I don't start my relationship based on you are the only one, I want to marry you, you're the apple of my eyes. I start by being very truthful.

A WOMAN ARRESTED FOR PULLING APRIL FOOLS' DAY PRANK ON POLICEMEN

A Virginia woman who falsely reported a Monday morning robbery at a Waffle House as an April Fools' Day prank has been arrested by police.

Susan Alexandria Tinker, 20, an employee at a Hampton, Va., branch of the Waffle House chain, allegedly called local authorities just before 6 a.m. Monday and claimed the restaurant was raided by robbers five minutes earlier, Hampton Police Division Cpl. Mary Shackelford told NBC News.

Police responded immediately and launched an investigation, interviewing other employees while a K-9 unit sniffed around the scene and investigators canvassed the neighborhood for suspects, Shackelford said.

But when police reviewed surveillance footage recorded during Tinker’s shift, they discovered unspecified evidence that the original 911 call was just an April Fools' Day hoax, Shackelford said.

Hampton police weren’t in the mood for a joke, and Tinker was arrested and charged with one misdemeanor count of falsely summoning police, according to authorities.

Shackelford said that police will not tolerate prank calls made to emergency officials.

"We take this very, very seriously," she said.

"Sometimes we'll get incidents where kids are playing around on the phone," Shackelford added. "But usually it's nothing of this caliber."

A man forces His 13-year-old Ashawo to tattoo his name on her eyelids

When a 13-year-old prostitute tried to leave her pimp, the Miami man forced her to tattoo his street name on her eyelids.

The teenager now has her torturer’s nickname, Suave, on her right eyelid. On her left eyelid, she was inked with the word House, suggesting that she belonged to him.
Suave, known formally as Roman Thomas III, was arrested last Monday by Miami police. The 26-year-old and a female accomplice, Shanteria Sanders, “compelled and coerced” the young girl into becoming a prostitute, giving her drugs to keep her obedient.

Nicknamed Sparkle, the teen ran away from a turbulent home. She met Thomas on March 12 at the USA Flea Market in Miami. One day later, he saw her again and convinced her to come home with him. He was living at the Miami Shores Motel. It was there that Thomas and Sanders took “provocative” photos of the girl, uploading them to the classifieds section on Backpage.com. Sparkle was advertised as the “new girl,” according to police reports.
Thomas and Sanders then forced the 13-year-old to become a prostitute. They gave her condoms and taught her how to speak with customers. They used drugs to keep Sparkle dependent on them — alcohol, marijuana and “Molly,” a form of MDMA. When johns came to the motel asking for her services, Thomas and Sanders charged them up to $100 per hour and counted the cash after every visit.
Once, when the two realized that some money was missing, they duct-taped the young girl and “threatened to kill her.”
After Sparkle threatened to run away, Thomas and Sanders hauled her back to the Flea Market, where she was tattooed.
“It’s outrageous that this girl would be branded for life at such an early age, on of all places her eyelids,” investigator Lt. Jose Alfonso told the Miami Herald.
Sanders, 23, also bears Thomas’ mark on her body. The word “Suave” is tattooed across her chest.
Thomas was already serving five years of probation when Miami police took him into custody. He spent four years in prison for having sex with a minor. He was released in September with a GPS monitor strapped to his ankle. On March 10, Miami police received a warning from the device that the bracelet had been removed. That was just two days before he met Sparkle.
The young girl’s mother managed to track her down, directing Miami police to her pimp.
Sparkle is now receiving therapy from Project GOLD, a branch of the non-profit Kristi House that helps sexually exploited children deal with the physical, emotional, psychological and spiritual repercussions of being abused.
Both Thomas and Sanders face charges of human trafficking, false imprisonment, lewd and lascivious exhibition and delivery of a controlled substance to a child.

'Rijkaard made us see Messi was the future' - Giuly

Ex-Barcelona player Ludovic Giuly has insisted "it was almost an honour" to be booted out of the team's starting XI to make way for Lionel Messi in 2006.

The former France international appeared over 100 times for the Blaugrana between 2004 and 2007 before his coach at the time, Frank Rijkaard, replaced him with the Liga star.

"In January 2006, coach Frank Rijkaard told me: ‘Ludo, I want to see Messi more on the pitch from now on, he will play more,'" the 36-year-old told Le Parisien.

"I understood he was the future. It was almost an honour for me to make way for him."

Giuly also stressed that key aspects were already present in Messi's game when he arrived in Spain as a teenager.

"He's a phenomenon. He already had his famous hooks, his liveliness and his inimitable style [when arrived at Barcelona]," he added.

"I thought it had to be judged over time. Many promising young people around 16 years old then disappear, there were plenty."

Giuly is chasing the Europa League places in Ligue 1 with his current club Lorient, as they sit eighth, six points off fourth place.

Nasri: I do not regret leaving Arsenal for Manchester City

The 25-year-old midfielder has endured an inconsistent campaign for Roberto Mancini's side this season, admitting that his own individual form simply hasn't been good enough

Samir Nasri insists he has no regrets over his decision to leave Arsenal for Manchester City in 2011, even though he has lamented his departure from mentor Arsene Wenger.

Roberto Mancini revealed his frustration at the midfielder's inconsistent performances this season, with the France international’s performances ranging from abject to brilliant, and it was the latter on Saturday as he was named man of the match in the club’s 4-0 win over Newcastle.

Nevertheless, the 25-year-old maintains that he has no remorse over the nature of his exit, but rather his disappointment at not being able to work with Wenger for a longer period of time, also admitting that despite Mancini's recent criticism, he understands his own form hasn't quite been up to scratch this season.

"Arsene Wenger is the greatest coach I have worked with. I only regret not having more discussions with Arsene Wenger when I left [for Manchester City]," Nasri told beIN Sport.

"I do not have regrets. I do not regret joining Manchester City. I want to play and perform. My departure from Arsenal is purely for sporting reasons.

"I am aware that I do not realise a good season. There are many reasons. But when Mancini said that I'm training at 50% this is not true.

"I felt comfortable against Newcastle. It's been a time that I feel good."

BEST POSITIONS TO GET A WOMAN PREGNANT

Getting pregnant maybe the easiest of all things, however, some couples do find it hard to conceive for several reasons, including weak or insufficient sperm count.


In some cases, as when nature needs a boost, a little push from you and your partner can go a long way in getting pregnant. When it comes to the best position to get pregnant, the general rule is that the male sperm must be deposited as near to the female cervix as possible.



This has something to do with the life spans of the female egg and the male sperm. Once an egg is released from the ovary - a stage also known as ovulation - it begins its path down the fallopian tube to the uterus. A released egg typically survives for only 24 hours, while a sperm can last anywhere from three to five days in the female body. As such, the egg has to be as close to the egg as possible so they can meet and join before the egg dies.


While not a lot of people will agree that the sexual positions have anything to do with getting pregnant, the logical inference is that it makes sense to assume the position that can help the sperm meet the egg in the shortest possible time.


This is especially true when for couples who have problems or difficulty conceiving. Having said this, the first "best position to get pregnant" tip is to avoid positions that least expose the cervix to the male sperm, and that generally defy gravity such as sex while standing up, sitting down, or with the woman on top. When trying to conceive, it is best to limit the amount of sperm that flows back out of the vagina.

The woman's hips should also be positioned in such a way that the sperm released is kept inside, giving it enough time to swim up to the female cervix.


Consider the following positions instead:


1. The missionary position. Or man-on-top is said to be the position that's best for getting pregnant. This is because this particular position allows for the deepest possible penetration, making it possible for the sperm to get deposited closest to the cervix.

2. Raise the hips. Elevating the hips, which can be done by placing a pillow behind her, can also be helpful because this exposes the female cervix to as much semen as the male can release.


3. Doggy-style. The rear-entry position where the man enters the woman from behind is also a recommended position. In this position, sperm is also deposited closest to the cervix, thereby helping increase the chances of conception.


4. Side-by-side. You can also try having intercourse while lying side by side. This position likewise causes the most exposure of the cervix to the male sperm.


5. Orgasms. Finally, while this has nothing to do with sexual positions, there are also researches that suggest the importance of the female orgasm in conceiving. According to studies, female orgasm leads to contractions that could push sperm up into the cervix.


have fun while trying to conceive.