12 WAYS TO KNOW YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH A MERMAID (MAMI WATER)

1.you pick her up from the street or some other random place, maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building.

2.You don’t know her surname. she told you her name is just “julie”

3.She agrees to sleep with you on the very first day,infact move into your house. No question ask

4.She never gets tires, she pound yam, ground pepper   with stone  and still have sex with you when she finishes

5.She always look perfect  even first thing in the morning, no pimples, her make up look permanent and everything is always right in its place

6.Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really look like her hair but maybe saloon has found a way to remove Brazilian hair and  put it back later

7.She doesn’t talk about her family, she doesn’t have friends .you only hear her saying my sea sisters sometimes even at night but u are not bothered cos girls sometimes call themselves all sort of names

8.Ever u started sleeping with her, your life has turn upside down, and your step mother in the village is to be blame for your misfortune

9.She has stop you from eating fish, u only eat chicken and meat and nothing from the sea

10.She doesn’t ask you for anything, infact she is every boyfriends dream. You don’t pay for her human hair or BIS.. she doesn’t even want blackberry z10.she doesn’t care about valentine day and you don’t know her birthday. She doesn’t get jealous when u are with other girls and she doesn’t bother herself about what your do on face book, but any girl that try get close to you will fall sick or disappear mysteriously..

11.When she break up with u, she acts like you guys have never met. She doesn’t ever remember knowing you..

12.She hates prayer and place of worship especially places where the presence of god is felt